jakelacaze.com never existed.

Neither did Jake LaCaze.

Neither did you, for that matter.

This site is little more than a record of the findings and teachings of the Simulation, which is all too eager to share its wisdom, if we’ll only listen.

Who is this Jake LaCraycray guy anyway?

I could make up some fancy words to tell you about me. Or I could share words others have used to describe me:

• Playful with an edge
• Someone who says a lot without saying a lot
• A star in the making (<3)
• Totally humble (Okay, I’ll be honest, I paid for this last endorsement just to keep up appearances.)

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