hey there

JAKE here

i sent you this link because i suspected you of trying to sell to me immediately after connecting without first building rapport

or maybe you removed all need for suspicion by already jumping in raw

you tried an ole 'pitchslap' as the kids these days call it

where i come from, we have a name for people who act like that:

jerkface

but don't worry

getting this link isn't the end

but this is where i flip the script on you

and the hunter becomes the hunted

we can still talk if you want to

if you're willing to pay the jerkface fee of $250

which you can pay via the button below:

we can resume our interaction upon verified receipt of the jerkface fee payment

refusal to pay the jerkface fee will be interpreted as an admission of guilt

in AMERICA, we are all innocent until proven guilty—so i'm willing to hear your appeal

just make sure you bring evidence to support your case

goodbye. adios. adieu.