always good to start the morning having coffee with an old friend
‘jake, you’re not very professional’
ha
joke’s on you
it’s been said that the only thing that can grow forever is cancer
but even cancer must stop once it’s killed its host
boss: are you as excited for monday as i am?
me:
Y’all,
If a lifetime of writing has taught me one thing: It’s not enough to simply write good. Ya gotta market and sell your craft too.
So, what better place to start than here, with a small number of people who know me better than online …
to the oil and gas professionals still angry about portrayals in the show landman:
i get it. i see you. i hear you.
as a writer, i hate how the shining has stigmatized writers.
we don’t all go crazy at some remote hotel and axe through doors …
thing number five thousand thirty-seven no one tells you about parenthood:
you better have a second home to keep all your kids' artwork, because HOW DARE YOU EVER throw any of it away
and don’t even think you can argue you gotta get rid of …
JUST SMILE will ya
pour one out for our dead homey
just got a strange look and a laugh from the guy at the mcdonald’s drive-thru
yeah i’m dressed as a unicorn, but i still deserve dignity and respect, dammit
some kid at my son’s school knows what’s up
‘Another way to see it is that AI is a mirror, not a monster. It reflects who we already are, not some alien intelligence invading from the outside. The truth is that those who care deeply about art, music, or education have always been a …
the idea that ai will take your job is scary, not because it’s truly capable, but because those in charge insist it’s more capable than it truly is
you lose your job
quality goes down
customers suffer
only one party wins in this scenario
it’s official
spooky season is here
i’m feeling quite literate these days
might read another book again soon
when you finish handwriting the ending of your novel on your lunch break
yesterday:
on the way home i saw a kia soul
nearly rearend another kia soul
and now i can’t stop thinking
about the impact we all feel
when souls collide